I have long had a guilty pleasure that I have kept secret. No, it's not sportsbetting, past drug use, or heavy drinking. I've always spoken very openly about all that stuff. Yet there's something I've kept in the closet all these years - something deeper, darker, and stupider than any of my other current and former guilty pleasures...
I love beauty pageants!!
Oh, yes.. the beribboned beauties, the excitement, the swimsuits, the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat hidden behind a frozen smile, the redoubtable judges, the cheesy hosts, the talent competition, the former beauty queens in attendance, the tense audience members, the scholarships, the protesters, the hypocrisy - I love it all! The sheer, unadulterated foolishness of the whole pageant spectacle has captivated me since I was a little kid. It never gets old. Hot chicks strut around in bathing suits and pretend that they only want scholarships. Why can't they just admit that they want attention, exposure, and the opportunity to flaunt the fact that they are sexy babes? Would it be so wrong to tell the truth?
Imagine my excitement in discovering that one former Miss USA has decided to drop all the pretense. Kelli McCarty has made a hardcore pornographic video. Yes! I love it when members of beauty pageant royalty fall from grace, when they discard the whole charade of being chaste virgins who only aspire to attend college and do charitable work.
Click here to see Ms. McCarty in XXX action!
XO Tanya
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I love beauty pageants!!
Oh, yes.. the beribboned beauties, the excitement, the swimsuits, the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat hidden behind a frozen smile, the redoubtable judges, the cheesy hosts, the talent competition, the former beauty queens in attendance, the tense audience members, the scholarships, the protesters, the hypocrisy - I love it all! The sheer, unadulterated foolishness of the whole pageant spectacle has captivated me since I was a little kid. It never gets old. Hot chicks strut around in bathing suits and pretend that they only want scholarships. Why can't they just admit that they want attention, exposure, and the opportunity to flaunt the fact that they are sexy babes? Would it be so wrong to tell the truth?
Imagine my excitement in discovering that one former Miss USA has decided to drop all the pretense. Kelli McCarty has made a hardcore pornographic video. Yes! I love it when members of beauty pageant royalty fall from grace, when they discard the whole charade of being chaste virgins who only aspire to attend college and do charitable work.
Click here to see Ms. McCarty in XXX action!
XO Tanya
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